A portrait of the artist as a young monkey

yeehaw bananas!!!!!!!!!!!! April 19, 2007

i broaght my monkey santos L halpert to the rodeo and he found a old miget cowboy suite took it and he ran away! while i was looking for him i noticed a little man riding the bull and he was real good!but i noticed it was santos i ran down grabbed him and ran out of the rodeo and now i see him on the news every day!they call him the banana ranger.guess i cant go there again.

sincerly,Monkeyman

trying to get a monkey of youre back April 6, 2007

Marty the monkey is still drinking soda like crazy he cant stop . yesterday he was introduced to mountain dew which is filled with caffeine !

Keeping track of things April 6, 2007

Just a list of the monkeys we have here at the monkeyblog observatory.

Bongo
Brad
Joe(Not to be confused with Joey)
Joey a.k.a JP  (We will be referring to him as JP from now on)
Al
Marty
Santos L Halpert
Raj
Rod
Lisi

Crossbreeds
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Johnny
Sam
Dan
Carry
Sally
Chewy

iPod banano deux April 6, 2007

I’ve included a picture of my newest monkey, Lisi. Her birthday is next week and I decided to splurge and buy her an iPod banano.

Now Raj is jealous, as he had to earn his banano.

(Lisi and her iPod)

More later,
monkeyman.

the conclusion of the mysterious monkey April 6, 2007

i discovered what rod does at night . i followed him to the woods and a circle of shadows appered and it turned out they were strange crossbreads of monkey. they had sharp teeth and big eyes. it turns out rod has become friends with these strange crossbreads! they acted like regular monkeys . so i accidently stepped a little too close and they noticed me! rod ran back to the monkey camp. but the crossbreads didnt run they even actually moved a little closer and closer and closer and closer AND CLOSER! but it turned out they were very friendly! so i took them back to camp and i named them johnny,sam,dan,carry,sally,and chewy.

the mysterious monkey continued April 6, 2007

im still trying to find out what rod does at night. last night as soon as i went outside i heard some noises and i walked over to rods cage and i saw him pretending to sleep i could tell.the picture is him trying to attack the cat.ill tell you if i can catch him tonight

the mysterious monkey April 6, 2007

my monkey Rod has been acting strange lately he misteresly escapes his cage and walks at night he returns home with his eyes glowing bright . tonight i am going to follow him and i will tell you what happens later.click on image for better view

the ipod BANANO April 5, 2007

i bought my monkey raj a ipod  for his birthday and he uses it all the time even when hes playing mini golf.

ahh charity April 5, 2007

my monkey santos  L  halpert helped with cristmas charity and now he donates all my money to charity..oh I FORGOT I SIGHNED HIM UP FOR CHARITY CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

sodaholic April 5, 2007

my monkey marty took one soda from the fridge and now he cant get anuff of em rootbeer, sprite ,coke,and Dr.pepper nonstop the worst thing is….Theres none for me:(